“Fuck you…now it’s war”
Kirkegaard wrote this on his phone bill before returning it to KTAS in the last century. The young people picked it up and wrote the same on a cemetary wall…This is what I saw on my way to work…Yes…Work…I’m a fucking yuppi…Capitalism..showers…cappuchinos…all that shit…
Notice the older couple walking towards me. American couple, just arrived yesterday from florida. Stopped me to ask directions to the opera…
Turists: ” Excuse me sir. Could you give us directions to the opera ?”
Me : “Sure. Just straight ahead. Take a left right after the bridge. Looks like a giant toaster tipped over. You can’t miss it”
Tourists: “Thank you very much”
Me : “No problem. Have a nice day…”
Tourists: ” Could you tell us…We just arrived yesterday…haven’t been able to get any information on the riots. Why are the young people fighting…
Me : “They don’t like cappuchinos and they recent what we call “friværdi”…And then they were evicted from a house in which they arrranged concerts and stuff…some scary lady on a mission from God couldn’t stand all the fun, so she bought the house, and told them to leave…
Tourists: “oohhh…that sounds problematic…”
Me : “Yeah…I guess…”
Tourists: “But is it over now…Or is it something that happens often…”
Me : “Yeah…No…happens all the time…That’s why Denmark is anarchy spelled backwards…”
Tourists: ” It’s not..”
Me: ” Yeah…I know…but no…doesn’t happen all the time…but the weekend might be a bit rough around the edges…”
Tourists: “Oohhh…that’s a shame…We’re only here for three days…”
Me : “Yeah…I bet that cruise in the Caribbean doesn’t sound so bad right now…”
Lady tourist: ” We might as well have enroll and gone to Irak…saved us a fortune…”
Me: ” hah…yeah…well…welcome to denmark…be sure to stop by the little mermaid…It’s adorable..”
Busto
