“Are you like the star of your school…”
“No…they hate me…”
“Yeah…well…you gonna meet them again on their way to the middle…”
Now that’s fucking poetry…
We’re busy… so unless Carmen Electra calls for an emergency titty-fuck, don’t disturb us…
Busto
When did scrolling become illegal…I don’t get it. If we present a layout for a website in which you have to scroll down, the conversation often unrolls something like this…
Busto: “So this is basically the menu…we need to customize it a bit more, but you get the idea…And then you can scroll do…
Client: “WHAT THE FUCK……”
Busto: ” Sorry…?”
Client: “DID YOU SAY SCROLL…”
Busto: ” I…We…yes…I suppose we did…”
Client tipping over entire table, kicking and screaming…”ARE YOU TRYING TO FUCK ME OVER…”
Busto: ” No…what…no…We…”
Client: “IF YOU SAY SCROLL ONE MORE TIME, I WILL KICK YOU BACK TO LAST FRIDAY…”
Busto: ” What…We…please come down…Considering the amount of content for the index-site, we need a scro…”
Client: “GET THE FUCK OUT…”
Busto outside door: ” yeah…I think that went alright…yeahh…good stuff…”
Tomorrow I’ll go to a bookstore demanding to buy Don Quixote written on one page…Otherwise I’ll tear the place apart…I’m so sorry if you had to scroll to read this…Your index-finger must be hurting like shit…
[Disclaimer: client is made up. All our clients are nice people, and would never curse…]
Busto
We have neglected the blog for the last couple of days, and for that we are truly sorry…
We are busy, and yesterday I decided I spilled coffee all over my table.
This is the only picture from my phone…Meeting about Kravling, and the upcoming party…Looks like a giant muffin in the background, but it’s a sandwich…as if you care…
And this is ctrl + v
one hour later…
Busto
In the last post I posted a picture of a small town…Nothing else…Just a picture. No description…no clues…nothing. And of course mister big brains Claus got it…right on the money. This man travelled like no other, and with a keen interest in architecture and geography, he was sure to know…
“The town is famous for it’s jugendarchitecture…” spoken like a true connoisseur Claus.
Please do compare…picture from last post:
And a picture from Aalesun :
Slighty different angle, but notice the shape of the hills, and there’s little doubt…If I ever decide to join the Oxford debate team again, I want you on my team Claus…
Looks like a bottle of wino delivered to Claus… doesn’t it dad ?
[UPDATE]
This comment was waiting for moderation. Never happens, but guess it’s because of the embedded links…
So Claus was a bit late…Smorum…welcome to the debateteam…
Busto
A couple of days ago I received the following mail form my dad.
Dear Andreas
Your mother and I saw this picture in a German hotel (horrible dinner, but great breakfast
We asked various people about the location of this city, but without luck.
Do you know of anywhere on the net where it’s possible to find out the location of this city. I can NOT sleep until I know.
I told him that this in fact is the sole purpose of the net…So if you have any advice people, please let us know…
Busto
This is the first picture being shared of the new office…We call it “paper in a corner”…
This is the second.
This is the always delightful Martin G (Yes..the one from “the Krønike” and some play in a church in Aarhus…Think it’s called frankie…johnny…paul…donno…) Getting back to the point, he brought chocolate and fizzy water…It was wonderful…just wonderful
Yesterday we attended a concert with mani sphinx featuring the joker in celebration of fashion …It took place in a club called NASA..It’s all white and very high-end people ( …like ten years ago…) Free drinks and sushi…(fuck the sushi and get drunk…) Some model/girl got very offended when I didn’t light her cigarette, but just handed her the lighter. Told her that I was a recovering pyromania. Just received the two year pin at the PA ( Pyromania Anonymous)…my sponsor just died in a horrible fire in the back of a ice cream truck, so I was a bit unstable and afraid I might set her hair on fire instead of lighting the cigarette…She obviously got scared that the words coming out of my mouth wasn’t “Prada…Prada…Gucci Gucci…Prada”
Then I told her that yesterday when the cops came to pick up my brother after he stole 549 banana-shaped alarmclocks from a russian warehouse, I found myself staring at him in the back of the patrolcar also seeing the reflection of my own image…When they drove away the cop made the wheels spin and although it was a very sad moment I felt a great joy in the smell of burned rubber…
The model started crying and screaming, so we had to stuff our pockets with sushi before being thrown out by a giant man telling us that we “shouldn’t bother coming back you freaks…”
All in all a nice night…
Busto.
Get your gameface on…Substitute has a recent post about a commercial for VW with a suicide-bomber outside a café…
In the post you’ll find the following line…
“So have a look! (before Busto snaps it!) And summit a comment….”
If you have the time, do check out this post dating back to ” This entry was posted on Tuesday, September 5th, 2006 at 11:55 pm”
Do your homework…or go home…
[Disclaimer. We love substitute…we love him long time]
Busto
The old game “amazing machine” has had quite the revival on the net. Chinese exchange students high on redbull and Dim Sum, with way to much time on their hands, spending days building complicated set-up’s of straws and dead ducks, ending with a coke beeing poored into a world cup semi finals mug with the words “Touch me and I’ll scream rape…”
And as always the “1987 tour-bus” filled with the best commercial guys are right behind this new craze, picking up whatever bit of cool there might be left. They made this…It’s beautiful. No doubt…BUT…It’s all animated, and that’s just wrong. The real beauty of the many amazing machines on youtube is the knowledge that 32 chinese neat freaks made the set-up, minimizing error to a minimum, testing and testing, before getting it right. It’s all about controlling chaos, fucking with the butterfly effect. If the Honda ad had made a real machine that could do this…[and they did…]
“This Advertisement for the new Honda Accord was shot in real time with no CGI involved in the sequence. It required 606 takes and cost $6 million to shoot and took 3 months to complete.
The equipment was so precisely set up that the crew literally had to tip toe around the set for fear of disturbing things, which led to some unexpected problems. “As the day went on, the studio would get hotter,” says Steiner. “It meant that the wood would expand and the cog or exhaust that spins around would move slightly faster.” These tiny changes made big differences to the precision set-up of the equipment……
The sequence where the tires roll up a slope looks particularly impressive but is very simple. Steiner says that there is a weight in each tire and when the tire is knocked, the weight is displaced and in an attempt to rebalance itself, the tire rolls up the slope”
I bow my head…this is one of the best commercials I’ve seen for a long time…Pure beauty…
And yes…I ripped it from the dead cold hands of SUBSTITUTE…sorry buddy…Next one’s on me…
[video]http://www.youtube.com//v/g2VCfOC69jc[/video]
(Am I the only one who got a bit freaked out watching Princ…sorry… The artist formerly formerly known as ” What the fuck …there’s some kind of person hiding in my McChicken…Get out you little freak…” Don’t know why…he just scare the shit out of me…
Busto
Yes. The blog has been neglected for some time now…We’ve been busy like hell, but in a good way. Exciting people and exciting projects…It’s all good baby…This weekend we moved in to our new office. [pics are in the stove…] It’s wonderful…I would like to give some advice..You do NOT want to go on a bender all night long, and then drive around in a van the size of spain the next day…It’s somehow not consideret “ok” to maintain a speed of 7 mph in the city…( told a guy we were shooting “Speed 5 - Above 7 mph and the bus blows up” He was nice enough to show us one of his fingers, with a complimentary “GET OF THE ROAD YOU FUCKING MONKEY”…
Getting to the point, the office is back online…so basically we’re back bigger and better. In fact, Jesper said that we need a ticker in the office, ’cause in less than five years we WILL go public…nasdaq’n'all…
Busto
February 12th, 2007 at 3:35 pm ePiece of cake ….
Det er Aalesund i Norge:
http://www.geocities.com/siliconvalley/7020/aalesund-far.jpg
http://www.alesund.kommune.no/infotorg/