Lime….Green……..KIA…..
This guy is Da’Bomb
[video]http://youtube.com/v/oGYZZE3jIxg[/video]
[Thanx Michael]
Darth Vader being a jerk…
I don’t know why I find this highly amusing…but I do…
[video]http://www.youtube.com/v/7YwLQSTo_ow[/video]
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Family’n’stuff
This is a quite funny app: geni.com
It’s very usefull when talking to your mother on the phone, talking about some distant relative that you never met, and how their dog is doing after having it’s spleen removed…(..yeah…Peter…John’s brother…how is his wife………jeremy ??)
[Update: made a profile for my own family…5 minutes later my mother wrote the following in an email: “Would you mind not doing the whole familytree stuff until you’re retired…you’re freaking me out…”]
A couple of days ago I had to go to the dentist to have a broken tooth fixed. The whole thing took about half an hour. No biggie. I did thoug, during the session, get some cramps in my jar….when we’re done, I stand up, and the dentist ask me if my jar is okay…I tell her it’s fine, and that I say that it’s not often that you keep your mouth wide open for such a long period of time…
I don’t know if it’s because the dentist and her assistant are both female and quite beautiful…or maybe because the whole situation has that “porn-feel” to it ? But after the sentence about keeping your mouth open for a long time, a giggle escapes my mouth. Not loud or anything, but a giggle none the less…A clear indication that when it comes to these things, I about 5 years old. The dentist looks at me…the assistant looks at me…The reference to oral sex is all over the place…In a bad way that is…
I say ” So…I’m gonna go this… now… and then be back for a long time to the receptionist…” Turn aorund and walk straight into the coathanger…
That’s one more place I can’t go…
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Globalization…
We’re working on a project which involves making some cutouts on various images (seperating an object from it’s background). It’s boring and time consuming work, so we decided to try out a service in Thailand. We send them three images (no afro… we’ll save that for later…) and an hour later they came back with a perfect clipping path…We didn’t talk to them in person. Upload the file, and they send it back…that easy…Instead we can concentrate on making design, instead of spending hours doing the assembly-line stuff.
This is globalization in it’s purest form. This is why we need to concentrate on knowledge and innovation (I don’t think we exactly know what this includes, but it really really important…it’s like…we have to think really hard…like…a lot..)
This guy really regrets sneaking out for a smoke…No way is he gonna catch up…”Bad idea…James…Bad idea…”
The birth of a website…It’s griddy as hell…
This is a direct mail campaign we recieved. It’s in danish, and the translation goes like this…
“Dear Andreas. With an ad in Market Magazine, your salespeople better start polishing their shoes” Taped to the poster is a tube of shoe-polish…
This is the lamest direct mail campaign I’ve ever seen. They hired some two year old to tape the shoe-polish to the poster. It came in an envolope, making the poster really creased….and don’t even get me started on the concept and copywriting…I think they teamed up with the two year old who did the taping, and some 90 cabaret entertainer last seen on a stage right before the end of WW2…This actually convinced me never to take put an ad in the magazine…Do they really think I get out the check-book as soon as I see my name on a poster…If this is new media…I don’t want it..
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We’re as everybody else busy…(Sometimes I get the feeling that it’s a bit hyped being busy…It’s not often you hear people saying…” Busy…me…nooo…I got all the time in the world…”)
This is the weekend in photos:
Night out…broke a tooth on an almond…hurt like shit drinking beer..did it anyway though.
Roadtrip the following day…Jesper isn’t to happy about his walkingstick…threw it away right after this picture was taken…
Sitting…actually rather difficult when hung over…you wouldn’t think so, but it is…
[…] It is also imperative that you be thouroughly prepared before meeting with such a venture capitalist. This means you will need to present a well-honed business plan and, as is the case with most potential investors, be able to provide all the difficult requests and questions surrounding the business.
These include:
- Having a clear vision of the business and being able to articulate that vision
- Understanding potential obstacles that you may encounter and having plans for dealing with such obstacles or setbacks
- Having a clear idea of how long it should take to show a profit
- Presenting a strong, experienced management team
- Providing a well-planned marketing strategy that defines your target market and how you plan to reach them
- Demonstrating enthusiasm and confidence that your business can meet any challenges and succeed against them
- Presenting a large market opportunity
- Showing proprietary technology or rights
Basically I’m glad we don’t have to meet one of these venture capitalists. It sounds nothing like the image I have of K. Marx in a theme park at all.
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They made brownies…
This police-officer confiscated some weed…made some brownies…and is the first living proof of the Einstein theory of relativity when time starts to go “really really really really slow”…my favourite part is how fast he goes from dying to dead…(”We’re dying…aaaand…we’re dead…) He must praise the lord, after almost dying from a brownie related overdose…man is he high…
[video]http://youtube.com/v/hnZb5wi_jsU[/video]
[Thanks Bo]
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Stationery
This is the winner in the category stationery at the EDAwards. We didn’t make it…although we could have…if we came up with the idea…(same concept applies to all installation art…) This is when something other than a name is communicated on a media often thought of as rather “dead”. It’s cool..so cool…
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Someone dropped a beer…others later joined in…
Last night…Riots tagline:” YEEAAHHHH…COM’ON…” My favourite part was when some guy tried to set fire on a bike with a zippo…after an impressive 20 minutes he decided to stop, and instead throw stuff around…
“…Cleanup on aisle 2-39200…”
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The riots…
That’s riots 4 ya…
(Person on the left…not Jesper…)
The media in safe distance from any actual riots…If you watch the news at seven on DR, I think you’ll see Jesper and myself in the background buying…stuff… The guy in the windbraker is looking for his car…(going on seven years…)
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the box…
Jesper, five minutes ago, doing one of his signature toolboxes…
Please stop calling about beers and strippers…some of us is trying to get some work done…
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