A quick trip to Sweden turned out fatal for several creatures…
This is gerard depardieu…4real…
I ran into this guy at a gallery…very quiet…told him to quit smoking and eat more greens…think he got quite pissed…
This is the baroque garden of Frederiksborg castle…there’s two things worth noticing in this picture. First the vertical lawn…put about 20 minutes of brainpower in figuring out how they cut it…came up with a lawn mover with really really long handles…
Second there’s the man in the upper right corner of the frame…He’s taking a picture of a castle about half a kilometer away…He’s not able to get the entire castle in the frame, so he uses the internationally aclaimed “lean a bit back” technique invented by Anselm Adams in the 30’s…recognized and a trademark of many magnumphotographers…
Busto
Posted by andreas | 27.07.2007 | 2 comments
The blog has been sleeping in lately…
That’s because we’re busy packing our bags for the annual Comic Con, where we’ll deliver the Keynote entitled:
“Atsuko Tanaka’s influence on the postmodern view on Bill Clintons proposed anti terror bill…aesthetic idiosyncrasy in comics”
After last years episode at the shrimpbuffet we’re not allowed at the floor, so I you’re around we’ll be in our winnabago (licenseplate: comics4real)…please drop by…
Busto
Posted by andreas | 24.07.2007 | 1 comment
NYT reports that Al Qaeda has significantly strengthened over the past two years.
Bush must be kicking himself over that springbreak mini-cruise he took a while ago.
Bush recently bought a large piece of land in South America. Add this to the picture, and you get the feeling that he’s going to do the Nazi-thing, move there and finish his book “What the hell is our oil doing under their sand”
Busto
Posted by andreas | 18.07.2007 | 1 comment
Apparently it’s not comme il faut to tip over a small table (including 2394 bottles) during a live jazz concert, while the pianist is doing a solo with so much explicit soulpain that it looked like he stabbed himself silly with a cheap steakknife from Japan…Take it from someone who knows…(and is now banned from numerous jazz-venues…)
(Imagine all these people turning their heads simoultaneously…you get the point…)
Busto
Posted by andreas | 14.07.2007 | 1 comment
As soon as Scofield touched the strings the rain stopped and the sun came out (…not a metaphor). Great evening although we had to stand up during the entire concert…
Cudos to Peter for daring to bring a novice…
Jazzconcerts always freak me out a bit. I’m not a musician, and the code for applause is still a bit of a mystery to me…I get that when someone does a solo, you’re supposed to bang your hands together…so far so good…but sometimes the crowd goes wild (jazz-wild that is…) at a, in my eyes, rather arbitrary moment…(klink - klank - kling-Ping…YEEEAHHHHH)
I thought that maybe this method of applause could be applied in everyday life, and I decided to try out the clapping at the coffee-shop this morning. The girl behind the counter put just the right amount of milk in my coffee, and I yelled out “YEEAHH” - and clapped…looked around and found that there were no fellow jaaazzzz lovers at the premises…bit akward
Busto
Posted by andreas | 11.07.2007 | 4 comments
Firts snowfall in Buenos Aires in 90 years. [They must be scared shitless…]
Busto
Posted by andreas | 10.07.2007 | 1 comment
This is the chairman of the council for Technology and Innovation. I like that he’s not to proud to do the “Blue steel” during a live broadcast…
Derek Zoolander: Well I guess it all started the first time I went through the second grade. I caught my reflection in a spoon while I was eating my cereal, and I remember thinking “wow, you’re ridiculously good looking, maybe you could do that for a career.”
Matilda: Do what for a career?
Derek Zoolander: Be professionally good looking.
This is a firefighter high on weed…quite funny…
[video]http://www.youtube.com/v/Lz3cAIX8tAs[/video]
[Thanks Bo]
Busto
Posted by andreas | 06.07.2007 | No comments
Studio 60 on the sunset strip is one of the best TV-Shows I’ve ever seen…the dialogue is some of the best seen on TV for years…
The man behind this show is the inventor of “walk’n'talk” (first used in Sports night) Aaron Sorkin. He’s also the creator of the West Wing. This is the show that made the walk’n'talk famous…you can try it out whenever you feel like it…all you need is a friend to talk to while walking down the street [NOTE: Schizophrenic = no need for friend to do the above] The conversation needs to be intelligent and sharp. In order to achieve this try including the following words and sentences:
“…and when he opened the door George Bush lay there naked on the floor, holding a copy of Winne the Pooh…”
“…I got… with my savings, and investments, and my percentage of the first dollar gross in this movie… sixty-five dollars…That’s not even enough to rent a beachhouse for like…4 seconds”
“..as a consequence I’m NOT allowed to have sex with the cleaninglady…”
Aaron Sorkin works as a script doctor…
“A script doctor is a skilled screenwriter called in to assist a film project by rewriting parts of the screenplay to improve dialogue, pacing and other elements. Script doctors are usually uncredited, so it is usually difficult to tell who has been involved.”
I’d like to be a something-doctor someday…I thought a lot about intercourse-doctor, but the domain was taken…Maybe a joke doctor…when you tell a joke that crash and burn…you call the joke doctor…the waiting (2-6 hours) might be a bit awkward…but still…Old people are known to fuck up jokes, and they often have all the time in the world…
We’re not allowed to watch Studio 60 in Denmark since the government made the “only numbingly stupid TV” law effective…so in order to watch the show you need to stream it from some illegal site…Some months ago I decided to cancel my cable and broadband in some sick attempt to read more books and get out more…the reality is a bit different…(including the approch used when streaming TV shows…)
- I use my neighbour Airport when I need to go online…standing on the kitchen table holding the computer in arms length, body wrapped in tinfoil…four oranges between each tow is the way to go… If you’re reading, dear neighbour…I think it’s about time to order that 8 Mbit connection…I’ve been whispering the word “8 Mbit” through the wall at night…243 nights straight…still nothing…
-Â When I see a TV in shop I often find myself standing there for hours…
We use a lot of time on project management. This is a transscript from the latest project meeting:
A: Let’s take care of the proof today, and then make as many as we can…
B: Yeah…and then we make some more tomorrow…and…
A: Yeah…and then next week we make some more…like…also in the evening…
B: …let’s get some coffee…
A: …Yeah…
B: Did you see the girl that passed us when…..(sound gets muffled…)
Busto
Posted by andreas | 05.07.2007 | No comments
Last weekend we took Mamlö…We stayed at the Savoy Superior Excelence Extreme something Something in the Stalin Suite…
As the Rock’n'Roll-people we are, we trashed the room when we left…(Yes…It is in fact the roomservice menu…)
Went to see the Kentridge Excibition at Malmö Kunsthall
Good stuff…
This is the content of my trunk after returning…
Should keep us floating for a week or two…
And by the way…we made this site …and then we made this…
Busto
Posted by andreas | 04.07.2007 | No comments