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The woman and the dog

A few days ago I walked behind a very fancy lady in a powersuit…she was walking her dog…every time the dog tried to sniff around etc she would yank the leash like the dog just told her that it for the last 7 years secretly had been making a lot of long distance calls…

I walked behind her for about 20 minutes…every time she looked at a man I would slap her in the back of her head…she turned around all mazed up, asking me what the fuck I was doing…told her that I was a certified Pavlov practitioner…and that I had observed how she was already trying to bend the dogs natural instinct around her own needs…Think she got quite pissed off when I told her that she should try something a bit lighter than a dog…like an old Sneaker or an Eggplant…
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